Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Screw the chocolates

When Tom Hanks stuttered, "Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you are going to get next" it became something of a cool thing to say in a totally random situation. Cheesy maybe, but still it made others aware of the fact that you watched movies out of Hollywood. Heck, I've used it myself in interview when asked what life was about. The interviewer wasn't really kicked about this one and I did not get the job thankfully.

Right now, I could say my life is like a box of chocolates. Not Lindt or even Cadbury's but probably, a box of Campco or some other random local brand. The difference is that I know, one hundred percent, what I am going to get next - a lousy piece of sweetened and slightly gooey cocoa. And frankly, after twenty two years of eating sweetened and slightly gooey cocoa it stops being fun anymore. Even if it contained copious quantities of liquor.

A techie's life, I have realized of late, does not make interesting blogging fodder. If you think that a techie in Bangalore spends his time after office pub-hopping or partying, you would be wrong six times out of ten. And I, for your information, fall into the six.

The most interesting thing in my life usually involves successfully compiling code, making software images and making sure that they do not crash.
Then there is the occasional installation of a DVD writer or a new phone. This is is the part in self-help books where the author strongly suggests that you go out and meet new people. Socialize. Get a life.

Back in college I used to crib about life to anyone and everyone who would listen about how life sucked. Surprise surprise! LIFE DID NOT SUCK. Yeah, there generally wasn't enough water to clean up, proper clothes to wear and a hundred bucks was a princely sum. But, as is with everything in life, in retrospect, drinking cheap rum with colored water with a chemical taste that was passed off as cola while chewing on peanuts fried in oil of a very questionable nature and origin was a hell of a lot more fun. Walking in the dark along a beach with a raggedy bunch of friends that reeked of rotting fish beats walking around in a mall filled with very very pretty and possibly single women. Cribbing about not having air-conditioned labs in college is a damn sight better than being stuck in an air-conditioned lab at work where it just a shade above freezing.

I guess it is the company that matters. Colleagues are nowhere close to a substitute for hostelmates, classmates, batchmates and collegemates in that order. Right now, I am counting the hours to the night of 29th when I shall hopefully leave for a weekend to Suratkal. A weekend of simple pleasures that will put in perspective this highly materialistic life that I have started living. No doubt, it will make me feel like shit, but then like Tarantino constantly hammered it into his fans in Pulp Fiction - "Shit happens..."

This is dedicated to all that we had back then in college. I sorely miss them and you guys. This is to you wherever you are. It fuckin' rocked. Thank you so much for all the good times. Let's do it again one more time, all of us together!


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9 comments:

theG said...

bravo! share the sentiment! looking forward to 1st

Nanga Fakir said...

Ahem...thank you thank you!!

Safari Al said...

@DG: You coming too??? Awesome!

@Nangafakir: You...? Ummm...lemme think about it... maybe. But only if you buy me lots of nice playboy issues when you come back. And a bottle of tequila.

Unknown said...

"The most interesting thing in my life usually involves successfully compiling code, making software images and making sure that they do not crash."

Could not have been more true. But the good old days will be just that, good. We just have to make the best of what we have now I suppose. Or make it better.

Safari Al said...

Yeah make it better. I wish tejas gave out free beers for every line of code that compiled correctly.

Darkness and deep said...

@tarun.. good old days remain not only good but also old...

@subbu - naice... lets be back...

Indus Creep said...

come man nanga fucker lets have baayz reunion in december...we can relive old days minus the green.

as for junta going for the convo...ENJOY FUCKERSSSSSSSSS. someone have a joint tribute please...one joint in each of the rooms we used to live in.

Slow Sprinter said...

My sentiments exactly about life in colege...

Arvind Krishna said...

@cj if you come down here, i can get you the green.

i wish i were attending the convo...sigh.